Okay, so the other night I was asking my brother what he would write his congressperson about if he had to write a letter. After much pressing, he finally said he would write and ask the congressperson to poop in George Bush's mouth for him, which was had-to-be-there hilarious.
The next day, he kept talking about it to my mother and she told him to stop talking about chilidog. ????? Neither my brother or I knew what the hell she was talking about. So my brother asked her and she said chilidog was when someone pooped on someone else's chest and then put their penis in it. !!!!!! This is coming from the woman who not too long ago asked me what fellatio was, who thinks KY jelly is an edible fruit spread made in Kentucky. She explained that this was something she learned from one of her investigations. Moreover, she is gonna have to go before the board of education and talk about it! Unfortunately, it will be a closed meeting so we can't go and videotape her.

Make your chilidogs extra special.